Things You Should Avoid

One: An unplanned pregnancy.
Face it a kid is about 23 years investment of debt. How did you allow that this to happened? " oh shit the condom broke " , " Damn you not on birth control"
Two: An uncertain female or male.
Have you ever realize things are going good to until you ask a serious question or make a serious suggestion. For example, " dang I'm really feeling you I think we should take it to the next level " If the person ask why that is a sign of uncertainty and maybe you're not on the same page. So run! no need to waste time on a person that cant make up his or her mind.
Three: NOT USING A CONDOM!
Damn you done messed up. So now all your fears are going through you mind. For instance, " Was that dude clean or was that female clean"  "Did I contracted something ?"
Four: The past
Forget about the past. Theirs nothing in the past that can help your future.
Five: Stress
That is a killer. If you don't think so just take a look at a old picture of yourself before you had problems.

Time for a change

I know we women tend to be selfish most of the time in a relationship. For example, we want the man to take us out regularly, we don't want him to have plans with anyone else but us, and finally we don't want him looking or talking to another female. On that note we have to be more realistic about the duties in a relationship. One thing we as woman could start doing once in a while is prepare a romantic evening for him. I know we are not shallow and simple minded when it come to what a romantic evening consist of. But for those of you who are here is a link that shows you step by step instructions for planning a romantic evening. It's time for a change. Try holding him at night, and do all of the work in sex once in a while. Remember ladies it’s not always about you a man has needs too.

 http://www.divinedinnerparty.com/ideas-for-a-romantic-evening-at-home.html

WE ALL DO IT.....

So, at one point of time there were rules and understood etiquettes in text messaging and calling. It seems like most people have forgotten these rules So, I’m here to remind you. 

Rule 1. We all need are sleep so it’s highly inappropriate to call and text after 12:45am. However there are a few people who have the leeway to call after 12:45am. Ex. (Family members, significant others, and best friends)  

Rule 2. When someone calls or text you call them or text them back it’s that simple. (Please be aware of the time you take to respond) p.s. if response time is greater than an hour just don’t text back  

At the end of the day no one wants to be this guy. Play video below. 

Things We Might Lose

Returning home from college is the most depression stage one experiences in one’s life. Unfortunately, not everyone can escape this debacle during and after their college life. So I combine a list of things some college student loses after returning home from college.

1. Your rights.

2. Freedom

3. Sex

4. Space

5. Down time

First when you lose your rights that mean you can’t really say what you want whenever you want. You have to respect everyone’s wishes and be mindful of the ground rules in your parents’ house. Next we have your freedom. As a college student I was able to drink, party, have random events at my house, and leave for the weekend whenever I wanted to. As of now I'm not able to do any of those things anymore. Now we have sex; unfortunately, nobody wants to sneak and have sex. You want to be in the comfort of your own home where you can’t be distracted or interrupted while pleasuring your partner, so kiss your sex life goodbye. Finally, we have your space and down time. Everyone needs his or her own space but when living in a household that depends on you to keep everything organized it might be hard to have your own down time and space.

The Things We Forget To Do.

I think people have gotten lazy on what proper grooming is. So here are some dos and don’ts about grooming for men and women.

DO’s and Don’ts for Grooming.

DO                                                                                                               Don’t

1.   

1.       Women armpit hair is highly unattractive.

2.  

1.       Men please shave. Hairy balls equal musty ball.  

    

1.       Although, real men have facial hair sometime they forget to control it. 
    

Summer is around the corner and women it’s time to invest in a Brazilian wax.

 

1.       Everyone knows what a happy trail is, so it’s no need to show them anymore we can find happiness without the trail.

Go Grab My Belt (Lmao)

Go Grab My Belt


click go grab my belt above
At the end of day we females need that one dude to put his foot down. As a overly controlling person I need a man that wont play no games. All I need is for him to tell me to "Go grab his belt" and give me the business.
Lmao

Stating the obvious

It’s obvious to me that people don't accept the obvious things in life for example, when you're in a relation and not a relationship there are rules and regulation you must abide by.

My rules and regulation for relation and relationships:

Rule 1 for relations

If you’re not a significant other then don’t act like one, you’re not important until I say you are.

Rule 2 for relations

            Don’t try to check my phone; especially if we are not cool like that.

Rule 3 for relations

              Please don’t interrogate me.

Rule 4 for relations

            No Calls or drive-bys after 12am because it’s an official booty call.

Rule 1 for Relationships

            Understand when it’s our time not me and your whole crew.

Rule 2 for Relationships

            If you don’t trust me don’t then I’m not the one for you.

Rule 3 for Relationships

            Know when to put your foot down you can’t be getting bitch by your girlfriend or boyfriend it makes you look weak and it’s no point of being in the relationship.

Rule 4 for relationships

            Everyone wants to feel special whether or not you think it’s highly gay to show some feelings just make that significant other feel important it will pay off in the end.

Special thanks to jazzy for some of these rules